The journey to Mumbai (Bombay) from Udaipur was long, as expected. It began at 10:00 PM, when we waited in front of a travel agency for our sleeper bus to Ahmedabad. Actually, this went pretty smoothly. We had a compartment at the front of the bus, so the bumps weren't nearly as bad, and this time we also made sure to get our packs put in the trunk. I think we managed to sleep for a few hours before we ended up at Ahmedabad, which dropped us off at the train station. We had to get our tickets, which Pan-Pan did while I watched our stuff. During this time I thought I was going to throw up--I felt very sick. Unfortunately, we couldn't get the 5 AM train and had to wait until the 7 AM one. So we had to wait for two and a half hours at the railyard, at a bench by the tracks. I will never complain about VIA Rail again! The tracks at the railyards are sort of like giant septic systems. When trains come in, they dump their tanks right on the tracks, so you can imagine the sort of vileness that sits in big piles and stinks up the entire station. There's also garbage all over, and Indians lying randomly on the ground. We bought a samosa from a stand and couldn't finish it so we threw it on the ground to a dog that was lying near us. It didn't eat it, but half an hour later a poor person picked it up and ate it. That was sad to watch.
The wait was long, but finally the train arrived, thankfully on time. We got A/C class seats, so it was fairly comfortable (more leg room than VIA trains, even). If anything, the air-conditioning made it a little too cold! Even though it was an upper class car, we still saw a couple mice running across the aisle, and, of course, insects. The ride was nine hours, meaning that including our wait, we had been travelling for a total of 15 hours, once we arrived in Mumbai at 5:00--a long time, but not altogether terrible, because I managed to make great headway in my new book, "The Moor's Last Sigh", by Salman Rushdie (I figured that since I'm in India, I might as well explore the literature).
The Mumbai station was pleasantly easy to navigate, with the exit right near the road. However, we had to ask where the foreign ticket bureau was so that we could book our tickets to Goa. It turned out that we had to drive somewhere else to pick them up. We asked a security guard but it was a man nearby who answered our question, and he then offered to show us the way--via his taxi, of course. (One interesting thing about Mumbai is that rickshaws aren't allowed, so there are tons of '60s era black and yellow cabs).
This man turned out to be a shameless (and inept) shister. Here's the story. First, he tried to tell us that the foreign tickets office would close at 6:00 and, it being 5:25, we couldn't make it in time and should just let him take us to a hotel. In fact, it was only 5:10, so we made him take us there. (We later found out that it closed at 8, not 6--a fact that will become relevant later in the story). On the way, he was very friendly, pointing out facts about various buildings and what-not. When we did get to the place after 15 minutes or so, he told us the office was closed, because there was a closed gate. I pointed out a smaller sign saying "use other gate -->". He wanted to take us right to the hotel. But we told him we'd get out there, and that's when it became immediately evident that he was a low-life. First, he said it would cost about 500 rupees--he pointed to the meter and said that it read "18.00", when it clearly read "8.00"-the "1" was in fact a ":" that wasn't even part of the reading. We disputed him, and when it became clear that he wouldn't get away with that sleazy trick, he tried another. He started fiddling with the meter (right in front of our eyes) and changed the whole reading to a different set of numbers, one of which was a "1". "See, 1!", he said. Unbelievable. I was like, "Um, you clearly just changed the reading. That wasn't our reading." Pan-Pan said we were going to get out and ask what the proper rate should be from the train station, and he supported this decision. We went over to some people and asked how much it should cost. He came over to and started saying things in Hindu. His new tact was to try to convince them, or possibly us, that he had driven us from a station 25km north of Mumbai Central station, hence the higher charge. Of course, this was a blatant lie that we caught him on, and we had our ticket with the station name on it ready to prove it. I asked another passerby how much the ride should cost and he said about 100 rupees, and by this time a scene was beginning to form. Pan-Pan and I were furious by this point, while the idiot sleazeball was starting to see that he wasn't going to get away with anything. He relented that the meter reading was actually 8 and said to give him 150 rupees, which indeed was what his "official" chart said. But we didn't trust his chart either and said 110 rupees, which was all we had without breaking a 500. He didn't go for this, so I said, "how about we give you 110 rupees and I don't go to the police right now", and this deal seemed to work for him. I called him a cheat and said that people like him give India a bad name. He muttered something and basically ran off with his tail between his legs. We later realized that the reason for his attempts to get us to a hotel rather than the ticket office was that not only did he stand to get commission if we stayed there, but also he'd be able to ask his friends to confirm that we owed him 500 rupees. Pan-Pan and I were still furious, and even incredulous, at the brazeness of his sleazy attempts to rip us off. Still, I found something almost humourous about the whole thing, his idiocy and patheticness. The sad thing is that what gives him the gall to try these things is probably it having worked on less-discerning foreigners in the past. But he had to do a whole lot better than that to rip us off! The whole thing was also sad because he seemed like a nice guy on the way over, but that's India for you--the decent taxi or rickshaw drivers, i.e. the ones who take you where you want to go for a reasonable price, have no interest in making friendly chit-chat. Only the con-artists do this. Consequently, we always have made an effort to find the world-weary old men, too tired and apathetic for acts of capitalist sleaze, to take us where we want to go. Sometimes, alas, we let our guard down.
Mumbai is unlike the rest of India in that it's least back-wards looking to tradition and culture. Home of "Bollywood" it is, with Bangalore, India's youngest, fastest, and most modern city. You can even find beef in some restaurants! For dinner last night, we went to Leopold's Cafe, which is famous for being a place frequented by agents looking for foreign extras in Bollywood flicks. We saw a sea of white faces but not one agent looking for extras. Today we went to what was formerly called the Prince of Whales Museum, which had a terrific collection, particularly of old Hindu sculpture and bronze-work. We had an audio guide and spent at least two hours here. We had a scare when we couldn't get any ATM to accept our debit cards, but managed to get money from our VISAs when we went to a money changer. We took a taxi along the waterfront and had our first glimpse of the Arabian sea. We went to Malabar Hills to look for all the big mansions but couldn't find any, so we just went to Chowpatty Beach and walked along it until taking a cab back to our area for dinner. Unbelievably, this taxi driver also tried to rip us off. Because it was pouring rain (suddenly) and the meter, which is outside, was hard to read, he tried to convince us that it read 5.7 rather than 4.0. I went outside in the rain and checked it and we paid him for 4.0--these people are just shameless. We had some delicious chicken hyderabad and tikka for dinner and then came to this internet cafe. Pan-Pan has been finding a place in Goa to stay while I've been blogging.
We are both looking forward to Goa, even though Mumbai has lots to do. Tomorrow, we're taking a boat to the small island of Elephanta, and are planning on seeing the new Harry Potter movie at night. Then, we catch an 11:00 PM sleeper train to Goa. We're old hands at sleeper trains by now, and it shouldn't be a problem at all.
Goa will be relaxing, and after that, we just have Kerala, in the far south, and Pondicherry to visit, before flying back to Shanghai and then returning home. We have less than two weeks of our trip left, which is hard to believe. It is sad in a way, even though we're both ready to get back to the comforts of Canada.